فيزيك - شيمي - جک هایی در زمینه ی شیمی

فيزيك - شيمي

زندگي يعني تحقيق كردن و آموختن چيزي جديد(به ياد اينشتين ايران) ××× همه چیز از فیزیک و شیمی و رياضي

جک هایی در زمینه ی شیمی


Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Q: Can you guess the name of a first year natural science college student who scored o­ne "C" and 4 "F"s in five courses?
A: Carbon Tetrafluoride.

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run into each other. o­ne says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

(paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT)

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research o­n the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research o­n the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

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